...The bathroom, .... you know, the loo, yes, that’s it... The more I seclude myself in a hole I’m familiar with, the better. The loo is the only environment in which I can feel relatively serene.
Ah, ... fear, terror, ... the mere memory of that awful fact frightens me to death.
I make sure, in the loo, ... that there is always enough toilet paper left,
for I use it to wipe the sweat off my face as well!
Toilet paper, ... so soft on my dripping face, ... toilet paper is my friend! ...

(testo a fronte in italiano)