A collection of humorous insights into important topics ranging from being targeted by annoying ads (&quot;Nowhere to Hide&quot;), to resorting to symbols when you&#39;ve forgotten your words (&quot;At a Loss for Words&quot;), to figuring out what door that extra key opens (&quot;My Extra Key&quot;).<br /><br />Other essays examine how sitting is the new smoking (whatever that means), what it means to have stamina, and why it is just so hard to focus when you have the attention span of a gnat.