Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries a fart?
"Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insists.
"Is that so?" Mackelroy cracks his knuckles.
Marriage Stinks is a work of fart fiction, approximately 3,600 words in length.