<i>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not paying a therapist, but a dumbass instead: when I have low self-esteem, talking to him makes me feel immediately smarter.&rdquo;<br />&ldquo;Before you start speaking, make sure that your brain is connected. However, often the problem is not the lack of connection, but the absence of signal.&rdquo;<br />&ldquo;Computers are getting better than humans in terms of intelligence, but they still have so much to learn in terms of stupidity.&rdquo;<br />&ldquo;As ants show, stupid individuals, duly organized, form a collective intelligence; as Italians show, intelligent individuals, duly disorganized, form a collective stupidity.&rdquo;<br />&ldquo;The computer is stupid but usually fast, the man is slow but usually smart: that&rsquo;s why it&rsquo;s useful to put them together. There&rsquo;s a problem though, when they&rsquo;re matched by a bureaucrat: in such cases usually a slow PC is paired with a stupid man.&rdquo;<br />&ldquo;Feminine intelligence is about letting men think that women are less intelligent than them.&rdquo;<br />&ldquo;I often feel that people play me. In my past life I might have been a musical instrument.&rdquo;</i><br /><br />In these seven sentences lies the &ldquo;nonsense&rdquo; of this zany-sarcastic-surreal volume in which &ldquo;any resemblance to real events and/or to real persons is purely wanted&rdquo;.<br />Please note: the book is sold at full price: no cheap jokes.