Inspired by Saw and our social media addiction, you are about to learn why you don't really need all those friends, or rather, why they don't deserve to be called that. 
Don't believe me? Here's Aristotle to shut you up (Google The Nicomachean Ethics). Or a more modern take, Dunbar’s number in which he tells us how we can only handle up to 150 friends.
In your review tell us how many Facebook friends you have. I'm at 1200.