Bridesmaids Shonette and Kristen are definitely not a couple. They’re sleeping together and they don’t date other people, but the last thing they want is for people to think they’re lesbians. The girls tell everyone they’re just friends, but Vanessa is not convinced. She can spot femmes in lust from a mile away. When Shonette denies she loves Kristen, Vanessa won’t let go. She’s got ice cream and she knows how to use it!