The £1,000,000 Bank Note and Other New Stories is a collection of nine short stories by American writer, Mark Twain, first published in 1893. The stories included are: The £1,000,000 Bank-note; Mental Telegraphy; A Cure for the Blues; The Enemy Conquered; or, Love Triumphant; About all Kinds of Ships; Playing Courier; The German Chicago; A Petition to the Queen of England; and, A Majestic Literary Fossil.