An emo kid has been granted the power to control others’ emotions, leading to a wave of mass suicides! When the going gets this weird, who do you call? Certainly not the government, who can’t even get itself to work right! And certainly not one of those lame-ass, tights-clad super-teams who care only about movie deals and action figures these days!
No, you call…Team Weird!
A pirate! A robot! A killer mime! A nympho! A dude with a magic trench coat! A teenage mad scientist! A girl who gets really drunk and whales on people with a baseball bat!
They’ll save the world even if they have to kill kittens to do it!

Warning: This story contains material that may offend readers who have any good sense whatsoever.