Cataclysmic events have occurred in the decorous upper middle class enclave within Southsea, Portsmouth, on the south coast of England.<br /><br />But what were the circumstances that contributed to this violent clash involving a Sherman tank and a bazooka? The strange occurrence is Investigated by Lord Everard Pimple, a naive, upper class twit who not only inadvertently opens a can of worms, but has an introduction into the world of womanly wiles.<br /><br />Everard&#39;s life is about to blow up like an atom bomb... he just doesn&#39;t know it yet. But after the dust settles, will he still be standing?