A group of wasted geeks, fags, migrant workers, security guards, teachers, ex-soldiers, liars, profiteers, kindergarten special students .... Aboard a mighty battleship that has traveled through history! Well, who can tell me, why this mighty warship is a small bamboo raft? Why do we have to pilot a small raft to attack the Viking pirate fleet? "Tell you what, old king, our mission is to survive!!!" "NO, newbie, the mission is to go liberate Cleopatra!" "They are all wrong, come on, to .