<b>SHE&rsquo;S GETTING A FAKE BOYFRIEND--ME.<br />WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT.</b><br />The leggy car thief is trouble with a capital T.<br />My brother went down because of her<br />I need to find him before the cops do,<br />which means I&rsquo;m not letting her out of my sight.<br />Anywhere the human goes, I go.<br />I&rsquo;ll play her fake boyfriend.<br />Sleep in her bedroom.<br />Go to her prep school classes.<br />Take her to the homecoming dance.<br />I will learn all her secrets, find out all her games.<br />By the time I&rsquo;m done with her, she&rsquo;ll be sorry.<br />Sorry she ever set foot in our shop.<br />Sorry she ever met me.<br />Sorry she made me fall for her.