When Gabbo Nezzorite accidentally crashes into Santa's sleigh one Christmas Eve, things go terribly wrong. Unfortunately for one particular child, the forgetful alien shows up at their door. "By chance, do you have a multi-matrix particle phone handy?" he asks. "Ok, the. Well... How about a copy of Fruit Ninja?"

Approximately 5,500 silly, silly (ok, very silly) words and 16 pieces of out-of-this-world computer-generated art.